The name's Ems. I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill teenager. Pathological weirdo. Also, I'm a hot damn mess.
i want to:
- wear and have your clothes
- couple cosplay with you
- go to the beach with you
- cuddle with you
- give you little kissies
- hug you
- have lil date nights and days with you
- have ice cream together UuU
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
Whenever I get period cramps
I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…
do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.
Did that teacher get fired?
I feel like that teacher should get murdered
Hmm, I can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was
CASTIEL: Why take my grace? Why not yours?
METATRON: It had to be your grace, Castiel. The first trial was to kill a Nephilim, the result of the love between a human and an angel. The second trial was to fetch cupid's bow, an angel with the power to make two humans fall in love. So, you understand why it had to be your grace to sacrifice for the third trial.
CASTIEL: I'm not sure I do understand.
METATRON: The third trial, Castiel. 'An angel who can love a human above all else is to sacrifice his grace.'